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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

14.06.2025 01:22

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Thumbs down again.

Hysterias & Posteriors

New study predicts when the universe will end, scientists claim it is sooner than expected - Earth.com

Loons and Moons

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Is it normal to hate my dog, but feel too guilty to get rid of him?

No go.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why do men love boobs (irrespective of big or small)?

Nuts and Butts

Analysis & Anal Cysts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Do you think most people would rather be a certain race or are most people happy with the race they are?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

How is sex with a woman for gay men?

No way

Next, they tried...

Then came..

After 70 years of the crappiest computers ever made, why does IBM exist?

Still no good

Freaks and Cheeks

Do you think it is likely that Maegor was presented a young dragon at some point, almost to the point of full-bonding, only to scorn it for Balerion in the end? If so, which one could it have been?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Another attempt resulted in ...

How often do prisoners try to escape from jail/prison, and how many of them succeed?

So, the docs changed it to read

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

World-First: Scientists Capture a Rare Lightning-Triggered Gamma-Ray Burst - SciTechDaily

Everyone loved it.

share office space ...

Minds and Behinds

Why do people stop working towards achieving their dreams?

Unacceptable again!

They put up a sign reading

So they tried

Why would Joseph Smith say that polygamy was God's law?

Just Forget it!

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

As a Chinese, what disgusts you about the Chinese society today?