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14.06.2025 01:22

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Loons and Moons
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Is it normal to hate my dog, but feel too guilty to get rid of him?
No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Why do men love boobs (irrespective of big or small)?
Nuts and Butts
Analysis & Anal Cysts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
How is sex with a woman for gay men?
No way
Next, they tried...
Then came..
After 70 years of the crappiest computers ever made, why does IBM exist?
Still no good
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Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
How often do prisoners try to escape from jail/prison, and how many of them succeed?
So, the docs changed it to read
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
World-First: Scientists Capture a Rare Lightning-Triggered Gamma-Ray Burst - SciTechDaily
Everyone loved it.
share office space ...
Minds and Behinds
Why do people stop working towards achieving their dreams?
Unacceptable again!
They put up a sign reading
So they tried
Why would Joseph Smith say that polygamy was God's law?
Just Forget it!
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
As a Chinese, what disgusts you about the Chinese society today?